grilledjezus:

When the only reason everyone hates derrick is because he is masterminding the eviction of their favorite “queens”

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“Christine, if I pulled out the BB dictionary and looked up the word floater it would be a picture of you and Jenn City holding hands, never getting called to the diary room.”
-Zach Rance, burn king. (via britisharistocracy)
  • Hubs, driving: "OK, I'll pull up next to this semi, and you jump out and we'll hijack it."
  • Me, not paying much attention: "Yeah, sure."
  • Hubs: "Did you see what truck it is?"
  • Me: *looks up, gets excited* "Yes! Let's!!"
  •  It was a Hobby Lobby truck. I love that he gets me.
  • marrkssloan:

    Happy 29th Birthday James Lafferty! 
    amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

    amoying:

    she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

    gettingsweptaways:

    Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

    acatonaleash:

That’s none of Derrick’s business

    acatonaleash:

    That’s none of Derrick’s business

    moda-senza-tempo:

Is it just me or is Derrick kinda cute?

    moda-senza-tempo:

    Is it just me or is Derrick kinda cute?

    kiransingh:

    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

    mtv:

Drop this and let the whole world feel it.

    mtv:

    Drop this and let the whole world feel it.

    ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

    ohh-bother:

    pixiedust-paycheck:

    I can’t

    Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock